CHICANONAUTICA IS STILL WEIRD IN ARIZONA

It's the Arizona state legislature vs. the lesbian lizards of Aztlán in Chicanonautica, over at La Bloga.

Yup, those reptilian humanoids are everywhere.

Parthenogenesis, too.

So, look out, Arizona!

FUN WITH MAYHEM

Once upon a time in Amazing Stories, there was a man named Mayhem.

Really, he became Johnny Mayhem after he was disembodied on a jungle planet. Voodoo? The word isn't used, but . . . he can now inhabit dead bodies for a month.

An alternate title for The Man who Saved the Universe [The Adventures of Johnny Mayem #1] by C.H. Thames could have been Johnny Mayhem, Galactic Zombie.

The Galactic League keeps bodies on tap for him on all their planets, so they can send him to “hot spots” (that's Cold War speak for places that could go commie) to bring “law and order” and “sanity” through methods that could be considered terroristic – like assassinating the president of Earth!

It's as if in 1955, the editors of Amazing looked out at America's leather-jacketed, switchblade-weilding youngsters and came up with a hero for them. It's not exactly “Rock and Roll hoodlums storm the streets of all nations” like in William Burrough's Naked Lunch, but it is action-packed pulp sci-fi sprinkled with wild, crazy ideas, just the sort of things to have in hour hand-held device for diverting chuckles as you navigate our chaotic, riotous 21^st century reality.

And Futures Past Editions is offering the first three Johnny Mayhem stories for free. Better get it before they come to their senses.

CHICANONAUTICA SEARCHES FOR HIGH AZTECH REVIEWS

In Chicanonautica, at La Bloga, I search for reivews of High Aztech, and find mentions in academic books.

Meanwhile, back in Tenochititlán:

And I'm not the only one to notice the viral nature of religion:

Náhuatl is alive and well . . .

As for academia:

CALL OF THE BOOK DEAL

After way too long I have another book deal. I also participated in my first conference call. Yeah, I'm a primitive – I still don't have a cell phone.

It was all about a multi-book deal with Digital Parchment Services, Inc. My novels and a short story collection will be published as both ebooks and print-on-demand paperbacks. High Aztech will be first, followed by a short story collection. Cortez on Jupiter and Smoking Mirror Blues will come later.

These will be on a new imprint that might be called Strange Particle. They haven't made a final decision on that yet. I'll let you know when I get the news.

They have another imprint that has a brand-new website, Future Past Editions, that features “Off-Trail Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror.” They have some ebooks for a limited time, available for free.

It will be a pleasure to be published by people who are fans of my work and are enthusiastic about promoting it. I've tried doing it all on my own, and I've seen the limits of that. I look forward to getting their advice and support.

The books will have additional material, interviews, behind-the-scenes pieces, and what ever else we can come up with.

Also, before the release of the new High Aztech, I will be shutting down the Kindle and Smashwords editions. So if you want a complete collection of all editions of my books, buy them now.

And, as usual, I've got more work to do . . .

A CURIOUS MAN, BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

I really enjoyed Neal Thompson's A Curious Man: The Strange and Brilliant Life of Robert “Believe It or Not!” Ripley. I tend to like biographies of cartoonists, but this one, like Robert L. Ripley himself, stands out. It's a fabulous 20^th century American Dream about a buck-toothed outcast from Santa Rosa, California who became a world-famous cartoonist, and much more . . .

He was also a writer, a traveler, and an undocumented anthropologist who really knew how to cherchez le weird and present it in bite-sized packages, first as newspaper cartoons, then in books, on radios, in film, and on television.

He wasn't afraid to leap into what these days we call new media. Remember, when he started drawing Believe It or Not!, the newspaper comic section was something new.

And it turned out that weird sells.

Ripley was in some ways a successor to P.T. Barnum, though rather than the Art of Humbug, Ripley always presented his oddities as the truth and challenged the public to prove him wrong. He even questioned well-known “facts” – explaining that, for instance, Buffalo Bill never shot a single buffalo (they were all North American bison).

In a lot of ways, he was ahead of his time. His personal, informal approach to journalism foreshadowed the gonzo style of Hunter S. Thompson, travel writers like Tahir Shah and David Hatcher Childress, and mondo documentaries. His lifestyle was a like a preview of Hugh Hefner's Playboy Philosophy. When he drifted into political commentary, he was an early version of Rush Limbaugh.

By today's standards, he had some racist and sexist attitudes. But he did love Asian women, and China. He also celebrated other cultures, and introduced them to the American public, though some may object to the sideshow style.

But he loved the oddities he exploited, always feeling a bit odd himself.

He managed to “create a brand” – to use a trendy term – that went on after his death, and is still going strong.

I must admit, he was an influence on me. My wife and I live in a house full of masks and strange artifacts. We go on road trips, and always cherchez le weird.

Now, if I could just find a way to package and sell it . . .